Shocking pink
I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me what do you do at a red light? I said, usually a little tweeting…(@..twitter:)
Rifle green
Note for further reference: never mix alcohol, sister and in laws. Nothing good can come out of this.
AuroMetalSaurus
If they wanna say that there's good in bad, peace in war, love in hate and the power to overcome them all with one thought, let them! Then, what you knew will never make sense! (@FB)
Fire engine red
The best thing about holidays: if they've sucked for you this year, don't worry: you get to do them again next year. Maybe then the presents will be just right, the people you get to see will be those you love the most, the food will taste better...So Christmas...start planing the next one already.
Arsenic
Ego and women. The only things a man will ever care about to such depth that he'll hold grunges because of them. (@ FB)
Dandelion
Social networks through pronouns. Twitter: me you she me he them me we she me you he. Facebook: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (@FB)
Bittersweet
The amount of money you spend on your kid on Xmas is no reflection on the amount of love you give. (@twitter)
Light thulian pink
If I could get a message to Weather I'd say to stop overdoing things. We could do without floods, droughts or blizzards. (@The Post-It Handler)
Nadeshiko pink
My feminist ideals fall somewhere between equal pay and I won't have sex with you if we split the bill. (@twitter)
Ecru
4 common lies: 1) I'm fine; 2) I never got your text; 3) She/he is just a friend; 4) I'll never hurt you. (@facebook)
Desert
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. (on twitter)
Platinum
Will there be jobs out there for those who graduate top of their classes? Who knows in this economy. Probably not.That's why they call us “Generation Broke” while our parents were the Baby Boomers. (on www)
Hunter green
When u're doing a good deed hoping the favor will be returned to u it's not called selflessness but investement in your karma.
Wenge
When you lose somebody, you are separated from that relationship. Moving forward doesn’t mean you leave that person behind; it means weaving them into the narrative of your life. (on the www)
Bistre
If it won't be global warming, then maybe the black hole will swallow us all. If not that, surely a meteor will destroy life as we know it or maybe humans will die fighting in WW III. One way or another the Earth will get rid of us. We are just an uninvited guest who overstayed his welcome.
Blanched Almond
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but never gets you anywhere. (on twitter)
Camouflage green
Born to blossom, bloom to perish...life is short. That's the only important detail you should keep in mind. (on twitter)
Tea rose
Women are angels. When someone brakes their wings they continue to fly...on a broomstick. (on Facebook)
Maize
The people who started a thing with you won't be the ones you finish with if your idea hits big. They're not right after the first run, and may not have been right to begin with - they just have been.... There....(on Facebook)
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