Brick red

How did we ever cross busy intersections before texting and walking? (@twitter)

Blizzard Blue

My child's indication that he's done with something? Throw it on the floor. I wish I could get away with that. (@twitter)

Bole

I don't know what to do with what this day brought me. I'll be wise and say January has 30 days instead of 31. Today never happened.

Xanadu

You always apologize for tripping over someone's feet, when you're the one about to fall. (on FB)

Ash gray

Why do we quote dead people? Cause everything cool has already been said but not recently. (@FB)