Vegas gold
Love is: feeling secure enough to send bad smut written on your phone at 2 a.m. (@tby789 on twitter)
UP Maroon
Breakups feel like applying disinfectant to an open cut. The burning is always followed by numbness. (@twitter)
Psychedelic purple
For me sex is like an analogy: sometimes you nail it, sometimes you don't. (@sergiufloroaia on twitter)
Sunglow
Days are expansive. One day spent is a day lost. And yet, here we are spending them faster and easier than anything else. (@Silvi on FB)
Mordant red 19
I wish my mouth would get the memo from my brain and open only after given permission. (@twitter)
June bud
It is not the incompetent that destroy an organization. The incompetent never gets in a position to destroy it. It's those people that have achieved one thing in life and are now sitting upon that one achievement. They are screwing things up! (@Rick on Yahoo)
Caput mortuum
I will not support negative people. Your words are poison no matter how much you try to cover them in sugar. (@ twitter)
Macaroni and Cheese
Thousands live lives of quiet screaming desperation working at jobs they hate, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like. (@siminamarca on twitter)
Warm black
Most marital strife could be solved by an extra 2 hours of sleep, 3 evenings apart & apartment of one's own. (@alaindebotton on twitter)
Bleen
Mubarak's Swiss bank accounts have been frozen by the Swiss gov't. Probably not a good time to hit him up for a loan. (@WriteOnTime on Twitter)
Bittersweet
I think we’re always afraid that our view of the world is really abnormal. (@The Black Arrow on http://theblackarrow.tumblr.com/)
Taupe
In tricky situations, I often find myself thinking "what would Lindsay Lohan do?" Then I booze up and pass out.(@nornegru on twitter)
Fandango
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. (@twitter)
Majorelle Blue
Weather just started acting like a pregnant woman with mood swings. (@Mademoiselle on Twitter)
Unmellow Yellow
It takes just as much, if not more, energy to criticize, bitch and moan as it does to focus on something you actually like.(@roglows on twitter)
Razzle dazzle rose
Everyone seems normal until you find their twitter account. (@the dorian on twitter)
Tickle Me Pink
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.(@cristina bazavan on twitter)
Davy's grey
I though the nondisclosure agreement I signed with my employer meant I don't tell him why he pays me and he never asks.(@nornegru on Twitter)
Bubbles
Happiness is like pissing yourself. Everyone can see the effect, but only you can truly feel the warmth.(via Alexene @twitter)
Blizzard Blue
My child's indication that he's done with something? Throw it on the floor. I wish I could get away with that. (@twitter)
Bole
I don't know what to do with what this day brought me. I'll be wise and say January has 30 days instead of 31. Today never happened.
Xanadu
You always apologize for tripping over someone's feet, when you're the one about to fall. (on FB)
Ash gray
Why do we quote dead people? Cause everything cool has already been said but not recently. (@FB)
Lust
A woman will never forget the men that passed her bed, while the men won't forget the women that didn't. (@twitter)
Tyrian purple
Please read the TOS. There's only 10 of them. No FAQ though, religion does not permit questioning! (@FB)
Lavender blush
Remember today that you're not your Yesterdays. Remember that you are not your weaknesses, not your failures. (@twitter)
Zinnwaldite brown
Dreams are the cheapest things you can own these days, but the hardest to get. (@ Yahoo Messenger)
Amber
Saying 'yes' to something you really don't like to do means saying 'no' to something you do. (@twitter)
Ultra pink
When you think of all the shitty things that happen in a life time to a woman, you could start to believe God is a man. Otherwise why would the balance be so off? (@twitter)
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