Bleen

Mubarak's Swiss bank accounts have been frozen by the Swiss gov't. Probably not a good time to hit him up for a loan. (@WriteOnTime on Twitter)

Bittersweet

I think we’re always afraid that our view of the world is really abnormal. (@The Black Arrow on http://theblackarrow.tumblr.com/)

Taupe

In tricky situations, I often find myself thinking "what would Lindsay Lohan do?" Then I booze up and pass out.(@nornegru on twitter)

Golden poppy

Due to lack of interest, today was canceled. (@mihai on Facebook)  

Lawn green

I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings. (@The_Dorian on twitter)

Fandango

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. (@twitter)

Majorelle Blue

Weather just started acting like a pregnant woman with mood swings. (@Mademoiselle on Twitter)