Arsenic

Ego and women. The only things a man will ever care about to such depth that he'll hold grunges because of them. (@ FB)

Eggshell

Live your life. Love your life. Remember it is a journey not a destination.

Dark candy apple red

Lost will and enthusiasm. I state that they are now nule. (@FB)

Dandelion

Social networks through pronouns. Twitter: me you she me he them me we she me you he. Facebook: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (@FB)

Patriarch

Life: a disease, sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal. (@FB)

Bittersweet

The amount of money you spend on your kid on Xmas is no reflection on the amount of love you give. (@twitter)

Aqua

Monday: your new dawn. Your clean slack. Your fresh start. (@web ad)