Viridian

When you get old you want to be grumpy about everything. ( on tv )

Platinum

Will there be jobs out there for those who graduate top of their classes?  Who knows in this economy. Probably not.That's why they call us  “Generation Broke” while our parents were the Baby Boomers. (on www)

White

Wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs, but aren't nearly as fun. (on twitter)

Carnelian

If sex is a pain in the ass, you aren't doing it right. (radio jingle)

Hunter green

When u're doing a good deed hoping the favor will be returned to u it's not called selflessness but investement in your karma.

Baby pink

I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download. (on twitter)

Ao

More die in the USA of too much food than too little. (on twitter)