Cool black

There's nothing I hate more than indecisiveness. No, wait....yes, I hate that.(@twitter)

Drab

There comes an age when one should just say no to skinny jeans. (@kdc2239 on twitter)

Brass

The only difference between a man and a boy is the price they pay for their toys. (@FB)

Davy's grey

I though the nondisclosure agreement I signed with my employer meant I don't tell him why he pays me and he never asks.(@nornegru on Twitter)

Flamingo pink

I'm always the right guy in the wrong train. :| (@Facebook)

Bubbles

Happiness is like pissing yourself. Everyone can see the effect, but only you can truly feel the warmth.(via Alexene @twitter)

Satin sheen gold

Life's tough, get a helmet. (@FB)