Razzle dazzle rose

Everyone seems normal until you find their twitter account. (@the dorian on twitter)

Tickle Me Pink

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.(@cristina bazavan on twitter)

Papaya whip

I went through fire just to learn how to walk on water. (@Florin on FB)

Cool black

There's nothing I hate more than indecisiveness. No, wait....yes, I hate that.(@twitter)

Drab

There comes an age when one should just say no to skinny jeans. (@kdc2239 on twitter)

Brass

The only difference between a man and a boy is the price they pay for their toys. (@FB)