Ultra pink
When you think of all the shitty things that happen in a life time to a woman, you could start to believe God is a man. Otherwise why would the balance be so off? (@twitter)
Shocking pink
I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me what do you do at a red light? I said, usually a little tweeting…(@..twitter:)
Rifle green
Note for further reference: never mix alcohol, sister and in laws. Nothing good can come out of this.
AuroMetalSaurus
If they wanna say that there's good in bad, peace in war, love in hate and the power to overcome them all with one thought, let them! Then, what you knew will never make sense! (@FB)
Fire engine red
The best thing about holidays: if they've sucked for you this year, don't worry: you get to do them again next year. Maybe then the presents will be just right, the people you get to see will be those you love the most, the food will taste better...So Christmas...start planing the next one already.
Arsenic
Ego and women. The only things a man will ever care about to such depth that he'll hold grunges because of them. (@ FB)
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